My First Post!

Wow, I can't believe it! Such a shameless attention whore as myself with a blog? I think I have just ruined blogging for the ages. I will foremost apologize ahead of time for pissing anyone off. It is inevitable. I learned something long ago- I am wonderful person that can piss anyone off quick. So, welcome everyone and all to my blog. Pull up a chair, grab a cigar, and stay awhile!