Zombie stories in a nutshell....

After reading a great many zombies books over the last year I have come to a conclusion: The most interesting part of any Zombie tale isn't the ghastly hordes of the undead, the people fighting for their lives, no, not even exploding heads! It all the stuff they get! G.K. Chesterton puts it best:

"Robinson Crusoe," which I read about this time, and which owes its eternal vivacity to the fact that it celebrates the poetry of limits, nay, even the wild romance of prudence. Crusoe is a man on a small rock with a few comforts just snatched from the sea: the best thing in the book is simply the list of things saved from the wreck. The greatest of poems is an inventory. Every kitchen tool becomes ideal because Crusoe might have dropped it in the sea. It is a good exercise, in empty or ugly hours of the day, to look at anything, the coal-scuttle or the book-case, and think how happy one could be to have brought it out of the sinking ship on to the solitary island. But it is a better exercise still to remember how all things have had this hair-breadth escape: everything has been saved from a wreck.

Seriously, if that ain't it. The parts I remember most vividly in Day By Day Armageddon, Plague of the Dead, World War Z, etc is all the stuff someone manages to get, whether it's a new rifle or a watch from a newly dead walker. That is the appeal, well that and awesome head shots! :-D

Gettin' popular!

Seriously, someone has actually read my blog? How the hell did that happen? I want to say if you have taken time out of your day and actually come here to read my drivel then you should be appreciated. Thanks again!

Lucky Gunner Blog Shoot

WowThis is looking to be fun!I am really looking forward to hanging with all these people that I have annoyed over the past couple of years (Well I was unemployed for 9 months, what the hell else was I going to do?) I really wanna thank Lucky Gunner for putting this on and also all the gun bloggers over the last couple of years that have given me tons of free information. I mean without them I would just be some dude getting schooled by Cletus!

This week's goal.

This week I will troll the comment sections and post highly irrelevant comments that are both absurd and fanciful! Wait I did that last week......oh nevermind!

My First Post!

Wow, I can't believe it! Such a shameless attention whore as myself with a blog? I think I have just ruined blogging for the ages. I will foremost apologize ahead of time for pissing anyone off. It is inevitable. I learned something long ago- I am wonderful person that can piss anyone off quick. So, welcome everyone and all to my blog. Pull up a chair, grab a cigar, and stay awhile!